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A recipe for Vampira:
2 oz. Theda Bara (vamp, vamp)
2 oz. Morticia (morbid Victorian)
3 oz. Norma Desmond (Sunset Boulevard)
4 oz. Tallulah Bankhead (the voice, dahling)
2 oz. Marilyn Monroe (demons are a ghoul's best friend)
3 oz. Katherine Hepburn (Victorian English)
2 oz. Bettie Davis (mama, baby)
3 oz. Billie Burke (dilettante insouciance)
3 oz. Marlene Dietrich (singing voice)
8 oz. Bizarre pin-up Add 3 lizard eggs, 2 moth-balls and a glass eye from a pygmy. Shake vigorously till steaming.
~Maila Nurmi: "The Vampire Chronicles" Cult Movies #11