A recipe for Vampira:
- 2 oz. Theda Bara
(vamp, vamp)
- 2 oz. Morticia
(morbid Victorian)
- 3 oz. Norma Desmond
(Sunset Boulevard)
- 4 oz. Tallulah Bankhead
(the voice, dahling)
- 2 oz. Marilyn Monroe
(demons are a ghoul's best friend)
- 3 oz. Katherine Hepburn
(Victorian English)
- 2 oz. Bettie Davis
(mama, baby)
- 3 oz. Billie Burke
(dilettante insouciance)
- 3 oz. Marlene Dietrich
(singing voice)
- 8 oz. Bizarre pin-up
Add 3 lizard eggs, 2 moth-balls and a glass eye from a pygmy. Shake vigorously till steaming.
~Maila Nurmi: "The Vampire Chronicles" Cult Movies #11
